ARTICLES BY BOB KOWCHANSKI

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A KEVIN BACON IMPERSONATOR RUINED MY PARTY AND I WANT REVENGE by Bob Kowchanski - (EDITORIAL) - 1/15/26

What begins as a low-stakes holiday party spirals into an absurd, rage-soaked farce when the author's attempt to manifest celebrity energy backfires spectacularly. Fueled by nostalgia, questionable life hacks, chemical optimism, and deeply held personal rules about snack ownership, the night unravels into mistaken identity, wounded pride, friendship stress tests, and a catastrophic failure of bodily trust.